12.30.2004
12.29.2004
Graffiti

graffiti
Originally uploaded by Kimba
Ah, yes.. back in beautiful Missouri. This was taken out the car window on the way back from the airport. Today, by the way, is way warmer than it was EVER in Florida during our visit. Go figure.
12.28.2004
12.27.2004
thank god we're done
and all through the house
monster watched cartoons about a mouse
gnu played final fantasy without a care
as kimba watched vh1 and refused to go anywhere
12.26.2004
power hammer
downstairs, gnu is telling toad:
"If you wanna make miters on four corners..."
"If I'm measuring out to no man's land, I'll measure from the edge."
"Do you see the difference in striking power?"
"It's the hammer from the future!"
12.25.2004
Bearing gifts, we travel afar!
Christmas OCD

Christmas OCD
Originally uploaded by 704d.
So, Mike's Grandma Peggy says we are going to see some Christmas Lights. Little did I know we were about to witness the most INSANE CHRISTMAS LIGHT DISPLAY EVER. The couple that own this house don't even live in it- they live across the street. That's right, they bought the house across the street just to decorate it for Christmas. In December, they have an open house and show off the inside as well. It has just as many decorations in there as it does outside. The couple that does not accept money nor sponsors. How is that for a refreshing alternative to capitalistic greed? They do it because they love Christmas and want to share their collection. Wow. The man dresses up like a very convincing Santa and greets every kid with a laugh or a hug. The woman gives everyone a candy cane. Maybe they are the real Mr. and Mrs. Claus...
12.23.2004
yo
we are on a whirlwind adventure of family visits. we are about to leave one and go to another to surprise gnu's mom. tomorrow, monster and i are heading to the beach, bitch! we're going to build a snowman out of sand- making it a sandman. i'll send a pic. peace out.
12.17.2004
Baa Ram Ewe

baa
This sheep wants you to have fun this Holiday. Actually, I don't know what the sheep wants, it probably just wants to avoid being eaten. Monster and I visited the Lincoln Log Cabin Historic Site last weekend. As we turned the corner, we saw historical reinactors butchering a giant, hairy pig and a racoon. Monster accidently stepped in some entrails that were under the hanging carcass. He screeched "Get it off me!" and then asked the guy dressed like it was 1845 why he killed the pig. The man explained it was for meat and Monster told him "Well, I'll never eat a dead pig." The reinactor looked at me like "Hey, haven't you explained to your kid where meat comes from?" and I have to admit I hadn't.
It is so much easier to imagine it just comes prepackaged in styrofoam and saran wrap and that is the way it always was. I can't explain to him that we're eating those animals we saw at the pettting zoo and the cartoon pig in Dora the Explorer is different than real pigs. The real ones don't count in spanish and climb trees to eat apples. Though that would be somethin. The real ones live in corporate farm factories, stuffed with food and antibiotics and slaughtered so we can make bacon on Sundays. I never could have that conversation but now I don't have to- The Lincolns did it for me.
While we were there, I learned that Abraham Lincoln's mother died of milk sickness. Apparently, on top of worrying about dying of scarlet fever and small pox, settlers had to wonder if the milk they drank would kill them. Grazing cows would eat white snakeroot plant (Great name, snakeroot. Such an appropriately vicious name for a deadly root) and didn't die. The cattle would live to give milk that would kill its drinker. There used to be entire epidemics of milk sickness where people would be fine one day and dead the next.
I wonder if people were nicer to each other when death was more familiar and you never knew when a relative or friend would die. Hell, sometimes they didn't even name their kids until they were three because babies just didn't live that long. And, as a woman, you were lucky if you lived to see your kids to three years old. Think of all the people you know that have had c-sections due to complications when having a baby. All of those women, and usually their babies, would have died in 1845.
Now, we don't have to worry about milk sickness and most women don't die in child birth. Our meat comes in neat, bloodless packages at the grocery store. We don't live with seventeen of our closest relatives and wouldn't know how to self sustain in our environments. Imagine no possessions, it's easy if you try. Nothing to kill or die for.
How did we come so far in such a relatively short period of time?
12.16.2004
12.15.2004
run run run
12.13.2004
christmas in charleston
my parents are now in florida and we're going to florida in ten days. i have to write about six million things before my class at 4:30 tomorrow and i really just want to watch tivo'ed csi (oh yeah, toad, dvr/tivo -- i call it tivo even though tivo is a brand name and our's isn't that brand. it's like saying kleenex for tissue--) totally rocks. it is the best thing since dsl. we can entertain ourselves for days without ever leaving the house. in fact, sometimes we entertain ourselves from different parts of the house and never have to deal with human interaction at all. isn't that what technology is all about? but, we lived for three days WITHOUT INTERNET. or my cell phone. or dvd players. life was good.
12.9.2004
workhome
anyway, working on the analysis of this story reminded me of how much i enjoyed being an english major. coincidently, i talked to an english professor today at work. she had earned her PhD in english and is now a professor and writer. that is what i always dreamt of doing. however, i am currently going to school for education. am i going the right way? i figured it was more practical to get my teacher's certification and masters in education and i could always go back to studying literature at a later date. but then days like today happen and circumstances seem more than coincidental- i meet a professor who makes me remember that it is possible and i end up reading and writing about a newly discovered story by my favorite author. i remember how easy it is for me to write about literature and how hard it is to care about "leadership as a teacher". hell, i have a really f'in hard time leading my self and my own household. sigh. maybe it will all be obvious again one day. but, i digress, i must force monster to go to bed even though i'm still awake (he hates that), make him stop jumping on the furniture, resist the urge to read many blogs and do some damn homework. tally ho!
p.s.- i spell checked this and it suggested, i shit you not, marijuana's for morrison's and ovary for oprah. that is hilarious.
12.8.2004
smokies foot

When: Spring Break, 1995
Where: Somewhere in The Smokies at this awesome cabin we rented. We stayed there before we hit New Orleans.
Who: My foot. Spring Breakers were Grainbag and The Chef and Evita Pink.
help
i have to write a paper on what is learning. do me a favor, send me an email telling me your definition of learning. it can be one word or many sentences. thank you!
12.5.2004
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you...
Lost in Translation made me feel very self-conscious about it for awhile. Charlotte (Scarlett Johansson) tells Bob (Bill Murray. Whom I love. I just watched Groundhog Day last night. Did I mention that I love him?): "I tried taking pictures, but they were so mediocre. I guess every girl goes through a photography phase. You know, horses... taking pictures of your feet."
WTF
"I shit my pants on our third date, but my wife still ended up marrying me."
"And then, the lady with the giant cold sore sucked the salt off her finger!"
"That guy's car stinks. It smells like used anal lubricant"
12.4.2004
12.3.2004
i am silly
after i got into my car and decided my cheese just wouldn't help, i decided not to eat it. i merely wanted it for breath freshening and wasn't in a cheese mood. brie perhaps, but not a kraft singles mood. just then, evita called. i know it is her before i look at the caller id because her ring is personalized to the rohan theme from lord of the rings. i talked to her for awhile and then reached a stop light where i decided to curl my eyelashes. yes, i do have an eyelash curler on hand in my vehicle. don't you? so, i was on the phone, cheese in my lap, on the phone and curling my eyelashes. i looked over to my left and there was an older gentleman laughing his ass off at me. which is great. i'm sure i looked absurd and he went home and told someone else about it. too bad he couldn't see the kraft single on my leg.






