I love emails like this. This kind I read at 2:25 AM when I should be sleeping for four. For four. God that freaks me out.

Michelle, my old school St. Charles by way of Southern California friend, sent me this upon hearing that we are doubling the size of our family:

"In honor of you, I am requesting that the UN hereby replace all known fertility goddesses in other nations with your likeness. In an attempt tomaintain your anonymity so that the Weekly World News photographers don't hound you at every step, I further recommend that the goddess be called Vagi. Vagi the Fertility Goddess...You have hereby been named...."