1) looking at my my space friends network makes me realize that i know some really weird people. seriously. they may look normal on the surface (some of them) but man, we've got some twisted shit going on here.

2) i put a new battery in the smoke detector yet it is still chirping. why does it chirp? i hate it and want it to stop.

3) the house is still a mess. i've loaded the garage with lots of shit to be sold at saturday's garage sale but my god, the crap is multiplying. how did this happen?