Hmmmm

First and foremost, Kilgor's wife, Fred the Hippie is having her twins TOMORROW!!! He called me all confused, but because MY JOB IS A STRESSFUL BALL OF SHIT I didn't have time to talk to him. GOOD LUCK BUDDY!!! or I mean, um, BUDDY"S WIFE!!!

I went and got gas tonight. First, I forgot I was going to get gas and pulled into a spot. The I remembered, and put 30.01 in my car and forgot to pay with my card. Then I went inside and got a beer and paid for it. The beer. Not the gas. 30 minutes ago I remembered I didn't pay for the gas, and ran up to QT hoping to not to be arrested. This is not a very Piratey thing to do. I know. But a real pirate only steals when he has to or when he wants to. Not by accident.

It was the same guy behind the counter. I recognized him by the cleft in his chin. I walked in, and told him what was up.

"I was in here about 3 hours ago and I just realized I forgot to pay for my gas."

"Ah, ha! I cashed it out, but it was 6.97 right?"

"Actually it was 30.01."

Couldn't even lie about that. Didn't even need to go back to the station. But, I go there a lot. And with Karma and all, and with all the $ problems I've been having, I can't afford not to pay for my gas. I can't explain about the $ problems I've been having as it involves me talking very angrily and negatively about my boss.

Go see AARG! They rule! ZS does security, so you may get to meet me as well if you go! But it's fun!!! And these are real girls and wives and girlfriends, not pro athletes. And security is made up of real mean drunk guys, and real mean ZS guys!

AARGMF!

Harumph

Why is it that when you are down to your last 3 clean socks, none of them match? Even when you thought you only had 2 different kinds of socks?

Major Threat

Hey La Sombrita, I lost your email somehow. Shoot it to me again, huh baby?

My first crush I ever had on a female video game character who was really a dude. Kidding!

28 weeks later was alright. Some pretty intense stuff happens, and then SPOILER!!!!







































Everyone dies trying to help a kid who may have had the "answer to infection." Oh, I said "had", like he died. Might have. Could have had her head blown off by a sniper on accident. Oh, I said "her", huh? Mebbe he isn't the hero. Or her, I mean. Maybe the cross dresser who dies at the beginning of the movie doesn't die? Maybe he's the guy I was talking about (girl, mebbe) that died from the flamethrower? Or did the helecopter blades really break when they hit the zombies? Oh, that's right. they are infected. The only cure for zombies is a bullet to the head. Or more beer. But an infection, that can be cured by about 7 butts to the head in reverse night vision from a(n) M16. Reverse night vision. That's just light, isn't it? Or wait. No. I have reverse night vision. That's when I sleep in the day. The best part of the movie is the beginning.
It really shows the reality of surviving infection. That's what those Limey fuckers call zombies. When you eat blood pudding and it's not on a dare, everything takes on a positive spin. There was an almost aggressive lack of zombat. That's Zombie Combat. The best parts were the beginning-crowbar HTH (hand To Hand), the middle-Helicopter blade massacre (Cool but impossible) and the post-middle, pre-late middle part where the ONLY DUDE WITH A GUN mows down like, I dunno, 7-10 infectazeds as they run through a pair of gaps in a fence. I guess they were archways, but they were door sized. American doors, anyway. I was really hoping for a little more Resident Evil (movie) type of zombat. But we ain't talking about those fuckers, anyway. So yeah.
The military sucks. They let one janitor have access to everything in the place. THat really FUBARed everything. Otherwise, they would have been okay. Until they thought of something else to screw up.
The most deepest thing of the whole movie: The US, in a seemingly typical (not really) attempt to re-normalize (look that word up in wikipedia. I bet you won't find it. I don't think that's even a word. I don't think that hyhen belongs there, either.) In an effort to re-normalize the world and seemingly more likely balance the world's economy (I think you call that racking up global debt) they repopulate a toxic, unknown hellhole. Don't leave this island, there might (are) stenchies out there. Half stenchies, anyway. Beats zombabies.

To finish everything, I'm not proofreading this, and as soon as I post on the ZS forums that I'm the first one to post about it, I'm going to bed.

AMF

My BOB

I'm getting rid of my Bug Out Bag in leiu of this: wait, wait.......... LINK

ZS got a bunch of free tickets to a pre-screening of 28 weeks later. I'm going!

AMF

I Saw It First On Big Boys!

THIS is not a news post. It is a Internet related post. http://www.Break.com used to be http://www.big-boys.com Here's the link:

AMF

Candy, I know I suck but I'll take care of you tomorrow (if you know what I mean)

Lol Geeks

I found this site tonight. A lot less dubious and waaayyyy more straightforward than most of the other sites I visited tonight. If you thought my sp3lling wuz teh badz... Well, if you don' t get it you suck.

And then there is Dr. Pus (it's pus like the shit that oozes out of a wound, not like Puss in Boots.)

He is the curiator of The Library of the Living Dead!

Then there is this other free movie/tv site, but it crashes waaayyyy too much to bother with.




What the hell do you think I've been doing??!! A pirate don't have time to sit around drinkin' grog all day! We works for a living!

AMF