Well well well. What should I try to teach you all today? A lesson of piracy? How about a little zombie preparation? A lesson in love, life and honesty? Yeah. Right. How about this: Do something nice for a total stranger. Do it with a big smile and a kind disposition. And then, as they thank you for whatever you just did, tell them to fuck off.
If you were lucky enough to be Fearless Sunflower this weekend you would get a kick out of this link. If you aren't her, then go to eBay and buy a copy of Sars Wars. It rocks. I'm back, by the way internet. Lock up you booze, valuables, and daughters.
Okay, I know it's been a while, but SO WHAT? You're not happy, I'm not happy either. Having said that, I lost my XBox. Seriously. I can't find it. All the parts are there, but THE BOX IS GONE. HOW DO YOU LOSE AN XBOX? I'm almost more confused right now than I am pissed. THere ya go, internet archive. The day you lost your XBOX.
