Monday, December 25, 2006

iChristmas

I had an iChristmas this year. I recieved an iHome alarmclock and an iTrip as well. Both do their respective jobs as well as charging my iPod which is one of the best things I have ever bought. My only grouse has been that you have to connect it to your computer to charge it. Not anymore, babaay!

And I I also saw this video on Break.com Consider it a gift.


MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A JOYOUS NONDENOMINATIONAL WINTER EVENT (if you do that) and I'll see you at Vivian's!

AMF

Saturday, December 23, 2006

An An Amorphous Blog!

Just got done watching a bunch of HST interviews on YouTube. I'm feeling kind of bummed now, and I'm going to splay some heads on Gears of War (XBOX 360.)




AMF

Buy the ticket... Take the ride.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

More On That Thing...

Came across these posts and thought I could help.

Here is the link to When I'm Yawning.

Description: Thirsty Mc. Worst fantasizes about the milkman's wife. Composed completely of 35mm photographs, this video will excite you, disturb you, and blow you away.

Enjoy.



************An EMAIL I GOT**************

AMF

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Management

On the way home tonight I drove by a Burger King and on their marquee sign it read:

MANEGEMENT
JOB FAIR
SATURDAY 12-16

I'd have taken a photo, but I didn't have my camera.

Message to my (real life) crew:

CREW MEMBERS:
We need to talk about voids. Actually, I’ve already written this, and you need to read it and understand. We have a serious problem with the voids and the lack of ability to properly void items. You need to understand that voiding an item or an order after a transaction is one way to steal, and theft will not be tolerated. While I do not personally feel any of you guys would or are stealing from the store it still has the appearance of theft when you fail to do ALL of the following:
• Staple the void copy to the original transaction. If for some reason you fail to obtain a copy of the receipt of the original transaction you should write the transaction # on the back of the void slip. If you don’t know how to find the transaction # ask me and I’ll show you. It’s very easy.
Initial the receipt. Like every other receipt that gets printed, voids MUST have an initial. If I don’t know who’s doing the voiding, it looks suspicious.
Write the reason for the void on the back of the receipt. “I am dumb,”“I made a mistake,” or “I don’t know what I did” are not acceptable reasons. If this is your reason then you need to talk to the shift supervisor and have them explain to you what you did wrong. You may also need to try a different line of work...
• Put the stapled copies of the void into the drawer on the left side.
It is also possible to void a single item from an order, say if they have a free card and you were too impatient to wait for them or the customer forgets. All you have to do is hit the subtotal button, press void and press the item to be free’d out. Then you simply re-enter the item and press “free item.”
DO NOT PRESS THE SUBTOTAL BUTTON AFTER YOU PRESS THE VOID BUTTON.
DO NOT PRESS THE SUBTOTAL BUTTON AFTER YOU PRESS THE VOID BUTTON.
If you have a problem or are not sure what to void, DO NOT PRESS THE SUBTOTAL BUTTON AFTER YOU PRESS VOID. Press clear [CL]. Press clear [CL] again. Then press subtotal again. After that press void and press the item to be voided. If you have any questions ask me and I will show you.
DO NOT PRESS THE SUBTOTAL BUTTON AFTER YOU PRESS THE VOID BUTTON.
If you have any questions, ask me. Sign the back of this when you know how to do a proper void. Thanks for your time, and DON’T SCREW UP!!! (I’ll be handing out write-ups like that weird guy with his band’s crappy promo CD after a big concert.)

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Breaking Up is Hard to Do...

This is verbatim what I wrote to the COV/COH staff when I cancelled my account. Sorry Major Threat, but I'm a COG now.

"I had a lot of fun with the game, tons really. But the newer more enhanced (graphically) games of the xbox 360 are just to strong a pull for me. I'm trading the fee I pay you guys for the xbox live monthly fee. I Love City of Villians/Heroes, I'm just not IN love with them."

I will miss all the guys of M.T., but I'm just done with that game. Write me though guys, lemme know what's up. Look for gamertag toad704d if you are ever on xbox live.

*sigh*
AMF

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Holy Crap 2 Posts In As Many Days (Almost)

SEARCH!

704d on shopping.com


704d on google images

(nuthin!!!)

704d on eBay
(nada)

JTHM on eBay

JTHM on Google
(can't find anything, looked to page 10)

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac on Google
(Finally! page 2 5th one down. that makes me what... 15th?)

Gotta get to work, Mateys.

AMF

Monday, December 11, 2006

Joking!!!

OKAY, so leaving you with a joke no link post and then not posting for over a week is mean, but there's a reason behind all of it. Sort of. You see about 2 months ago my scanner on my very great printer crapped out. No big deal, it still printed all these fine things I have around me, I just couldn't scan anything. So when the moms asked me what I wanted for christmas I told her I needed a scanner. When she asked why, I explained the problem to her. She told me that she had a Best Buy replacement plan and she would take it in to have it fixed. I said that was fine, but I just bought ink so make sure we get the same kind of printer back. I knew we wouldn't, but being able to see the future isn't the point of the story.
The next day the moms comes back home to tell me that I was getting a Cannon (ugh) and not an epson printer, and it would arrive in the mail in a week or so. Yes I was pissed, but not at anything specific. So when the cannon arrived (and bear in mind that I use my printer not only for personal but I make signs for my sub shop and a few others) when it arrived and I turned it on the screen read "Error 1050". That was it. So after I had installed the software and spent like 2 hours trying to figure out why it wouldn'twork I found out (on anotherperson's web page, not even the manufacturer page) that it was a general "I'm effing effed up" error and should be returned to the manufacturer for service. This time the moms got pissed, and it was directed precisely at Best Buy. Suffice it to say I got a brand new Epson top-o-the-line professional quality printer and it ROCKS. So everything in my computer world is pretty much back to normal, mebbe a little better. I do need to fine tune it though...

Oh, and here's that link that I meant to show you.

AMF

Yarg!