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10 Ways The Captain Sucks

Hmm... I'm prolly gonna have to lie about some of this.

1. I hate waking up. One day I hit the snooze button for about 6 straight hours. It's in the Pirate Log somewhere.

2. I'm too lazy to hyperlink to the day I hit the snooze button for several hours.

3. From what I hear, my typing skills are a bit, well. Sucky. Does anyone read this anyway?

4. Doesn't update enough!

5. The Captain hasn't finished a JTHM since like March.

6. I for some reason am not able to go find a job that pays enough. Especially for the amount of work I do.

7. August monthly stats? Yeah. Right.

8. I don't communicate with my pirate crew at all, and I haven't made Kim walk the plank for not sporting the member badge on her page. I guess she's too cool for that now that she gets comments from total strangers.

9. Still. Lives. With. Parents.

10. Even though I have many things better to do, I stopped everything to compile a list about how much I suck. Ironic, no?

How do you suck? Or not? I wanna know. (So does Melf, and she's hot. does that help?)

AMF

Goals

GOALS
Originally uploaded by Master Toad.

Ahh, Filler. Well, at least I can prove I've done SOMETHING.

(photo copyright 2006 Nuaghty Dogs Inc. All rights reserved.)

Melf Sucks!

But now she may get googled more

OVER THERE:
A drama show brought to you by Steven Bochko (sp) of NYPD blue fame and FX TV station. A drama about the war in IRAQ which was the filler between FX's Rescue me (good) and the plastic surgery show Nip/tuck is and has been cancelled. There are currently no war/drama M.A.S.H./comedies on TV about the WAR in Iraq. All you get is news. I miss it, though albeit I am a combat junkie

Personal:

Tomsass is back and things will be moving quickly and sparratically until otherwise noted. CTPL (*Captain Toad's Pirate Log*) might be suspended (I got my own Acronymn!!!) or at least in a typical 704d fashion unnnnnnnnn-reliable until further notice. KIM PUT THE 704d LOGO ON YOUR PAGE OR ELSE. anyone else that's want's to be a pirate use http://www.704d.com/bob/images/704dmemberbadge.jpg
and email me a photo. toad (at) 704d dot com