Y2Crack

For lack of a better title, anyway. It probably has something to do with the withdrawl. Anyway, this is going to be long.

Updates! In order of memory:

Brandy I'd be calling you RIGHT NOW if I had my phone, but it's sunday and the cellphone goes into a black hole every sunday.

Secret Agent 009 news. This is big. It would seem that the BOBskull logo that is on the main page and on mt paintball gun case and on my computer also showed up on an episode of South Park. It's the episode where Kenny get's a PSP and plays it for heaven or something. Kilgor saw it also. Do you know what episode it is? Can you get or send me a copy? I haven't seen it yet but I'm totally curious to see if it is indeed my logo. What does it mean? Did it just show up on a Google image search, or is someone a secret fan? Or a non-secret fan? Or what? Mysteries always iritate me.

I ate at Pizza hut yesterday. The pizza was good, but the place was nasty. The counter was black from little kids kicking it, the floors looked as if they had not been mopped in days. There was refuse all over the floor in the kitchen. Oh, and the videogames were broken. The fighting game's joystick wouldn't go left, and the red gun didn't work on the gun game. And they were [sticky] dirty. the service sucked, and they were out of Runts in the candy machine. At one point, while I was waiting for my pie, A couple kids played the gun game. After much confusion, The yelled to the Manager "Hey! The red gun doesn't work."
"Okay, I'll have to call the game people.. Sorry." This guy was about 30 or so, balding, and he looked like he had just dug his own grave.
"My God," I thought. "That could be me..."
"Can we have our quarter back?"
"There's a vendor phone number on the side of the machine. You have to call them."
Heh. A phone call at a public phone costs .50 here. Their "dad" or whoever didn't get involved, but they left after that. That's when I tried my luck on the fighting game...

I took the pizza home and watched Jarhead on cable.

Moral of the story? I notice too much now that I am paid to do it, Daylight makes things uglier, and sitting around watching movies and eating pizza could only be better one way.

{I got everything I need, Almost}

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I love being a Turtle!

My computer is still gone. I am obviously still here, collecting data. I apreciate everyone's collective [Wtf?] concern. There will be no June newsletter. I'm prolly gonna redesign the main page, assuming all my artwork hasn't been destroyed causing some sort of mental regression.

Major Threat: STOP PLAYING. Suspend all of your villianous activities until I get my computer back and you can let me catch up. I hope to se y'all soon.

I don't know when I'll get to check my email next, but keep sending them. I always feel special when I get mail. GYAR!

I miss Kati at work. And Jeff, and Candy, and BTWilga and Corey and everyone else!

In a moment of spontanaity (sp?) I went and saw Cars with Monster and Kimbano Limbano and it was Great! Not to mention the skill of waiting until the last minute, getting there just in time, and then shunting curiosity with a "where's our theater" question, to make it a completely snack/videogame free. I myself would not have noticed, had I not had a severe hankerin' for some popcorn. I didn't get any either. But the movie was hilarious and cool and I'm just a little [26 year old] kid and I thought it ruled. The only thing I thought might have been offensive was "Hillbilly hell" but who really cares about that? It was nice and sort of taught a valuable lesson I guess (I didn't get it) but was a lot of fun to see and the animation was amazing.

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So let's keep it right there. As we head into the hot, searing days of summer, with the wolves of our past nipping at our heels, le us stay vigilant and true to our Pirate code:

I forgot my motto.

AMF