Today Is The Greatest...

Actually, it's not. My back hurts from Christ jumping on it, my kidneys
hurt for some unknown reason, my wallet hurts from spending too much
cash, and my legs hurt from golfing.

Golfing! That's right! I golfed for the first time since I was in KC
last year. It was awesome. Our crew was like 10 or 14 people deep, and
we only got to hole 13, but I was 5 down with 2 bogies, so I kicked
ass. After that, the rest of the night was pretty typical, lots of
drinking and screwing around, but I'm hell sore. Its ok though, my job
is easy and this is how it is during paintball season. Now that I'm not
depressed from working at the sign shop I'm slowly realizing all the
things that make me happy.

Getting jumped from behind isn't one of them!
Captain Toad says: Watch your back!