Toad's Dental History

I just got back from the dentist. Man, I really don't care for that place. I went in to get a cavity filled, and I left without 87.50, and with the cavity. Apparently I had to have my teeth cleaned before they could fill the cavity (now one of four) and my gums are so bad that I have to go back in two weeks for a second cleaning. TWO WEEKS before they can fix my cavities. I'm supposed to be out of here in 4 days. I lose my insurance when I quit. Dilemma. Do I quit, save my life, and pay 130$ a pop to have my cavities filled? Or do I suck it down, ask to stay for another few weeks, live in misery and forefit my freedom temporarily? It seems like such a good idea, until I am here. All the disfunction, the bill collectors, the insanity. I really can't say right now, I'm giving myself till the end of the day to make up my mind. At least I know what I want for Christmas this year: A sonicare toothbrush. I'll never have to go back to the dentist if I take care of my ass. um...teeth, anyway.

It all started when I got braces in the sixth grade. I didn't take care of my teeth and three years later, when the braces came off, I had marks all over my teeth. Pretty bad ones, too. They are a sign of the crap building up, and they are where the cavaties are. After the braces came off, I had a retainer that I never wore, and that's why my teeth are a teensey bit crooked in places. Personally, I think they are perfect, but I wouldn't want to be seen on tv like this, exactly. Oh well, this is what I get for not going the first day I found the cavity.

AMF

Oh by the way, Monster, that sneaky bastard, knows how to surf the internet now. Kimba caught him watching the new breakstuff video on his own. I don't mind him being smart. But kid, don't act like the computer is broken just to get my attention. You know how to work it. I know you know how to work it. You know I know you know how to work it, so stop being shady. You wann play? (I'm writing this like he can read) Ask me. ( Wait, mebbe he can. I have no idea.)